InsaneJournal

Current mood:	NOT HAPPY
Entry tags:	*server: s.h.i.e.l.d., job: mission, job: undercover, person: jack hammer

005 | S.H.I.E.L.D. Server
SO APPARENTLY THE COMPUTER HACKER WEASEL SENT OUT THIS AD RECENTLY. BALLSY. STUPID BUT BALLSY.

FURY'S GOT PEOPLE BACKTRACING ITS ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. (19 APPARENTLY HE'S A KNOWN ASSOCIATE OF DEADPOOL.) AND ONCE THEY GET TO THE ORIGINAL EMAIL GUESS WHO GETS TO GO UNDERCOVER?

NOT. HAPPY.

I AM SO NOT HAPPY, I'M TYPING THIS MESSAGE WITH A STUPID BROKEN KEYBOARD THAT WILL NOT LET ME STOP WRITING IN CAPS. STUPID FUCKING MACHINE. NOT TO MENTION HOW MUCH I HATE TYPING IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE.

I GET IT, THOUGH. AN AGENT WITH POWERS SHOULD HAVE A BETTER SHOT OF GETTING OUT ALIVE IF COMPROMISED WHEN DEADPOOL OR ANY OF WEASEL'S SUPERPOWERED CLIENTS ARE PRESENT.

I DON'T LIKE IT BUT I GET IT.

I HEARD A RUMOR THAT HIS SIGNATURE WAS FOUND ON THE OVERRIDE HACK THAT LET MAGNETO TAKE OVER THE TELEVISION WAVES DURING THE EMMYS. GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE'S GETTING SPECIAL PRIORITY.

STUPID. I AM NOT TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF FOR A CAMERA, HEAR ME? IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! THAT'S JUST-- UGH!

DREW OUT.

P.S. THE CAPS KIND OF MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I'M ANGRY, DON'T THEY? I THINK I LIKE THAT.