The Numberless Agent

Seems the time is nigh. I'm off to Malibu to help 19 with her mission against Monica Rappacini and AIM.

[Private to FURY + CAP]
Unless there's some dire reason I'm needed here? Let me know ASAP, please, as I'm planning to be in California by tonight.
[/End Private]

[Private to NYC Avengers]
Be prepared to schedule those evaluations when I get back, please. Also, if anyone wants an idea of what to expect, you're welcome to observe me when I go.
[/End Private]

Fair warning: communications may be spotty and I'm not sure how long I'll be gone.

Take care all.

I'm on call to join Agent 19 and some of the WCA on a mission to recapture Monica Rappaccini, so I may pop out for a bit anytime now. I'll try to give notice if I can.

[Private to FURY]
Assuming there isn't any dire reason you need me here.
[/End Private]

[Private to NORTHSTAR]
Jean-Paul, I am in serious need of a new uniform. Do you think Janet would be willing to help me in that department?
[/End Private]

Cheers.

Weasel finally made contact. He sent a list of weapons options and mentioned making custom items. I plan to email him again within the next week with what my "employer" would like.

Also, leftover birthday cake is in the breakroom. No, I won't tell you how old I am now. If you're clearance is high enough, read my file. Otherwise, don't ask.


[Private to FURY]
Do you have any preferences about what kind of weapons the list consists of? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Also, Worthington, Osborn and da Costa never saw me. Thanks for the charity auction assignment. Was loads of fun for the night before my birthday.

(Oh and thanks for the gift. It was surprisingly sweet. I may just forgive you for the above mentioned.)


[Private to 14]
I'm sending you his email address and forwarding you our exchange to see if you can get any traces off it. Please, please be careful, though-- I don't want to spook him. (I know you will be but I'm feeling a little paranoid. You understand, right?)


[Private to 19]
Are you around?

[West Coast Avengers]
I'm sure I've mentioned it before but, in case you've forgotten, if any of you moving out West need help doing so, S.H.I.E.L.D. will gladly assist in any way possible.


[Private to STARK]
Congratulations on a great party and the success of your announcement.


[Private to MORSE]
California? Really? Does this mean you're going to start cohabitating with your husband? Guess that means you're really not coming back now, huh?


[Private to FURY]
Now that the WCA is out in the open, can we talk about my liaison position? And how I don't want it, especially if I have to deal with both teams


[Private]
I really wish Dane could've come with me to the party...

Wow, okay, I really do not want to do this...

Hi. I'm Jessica Drew, and apparently Nineteen isn't the only one that pissed Fury off because I'm going to be your new temporary I really fucking hope S.H.I.E.L.D. liaison. I've met a few of you before, but I wanted to introduce myself all the same.

I've only just been assigned, so I'm going to work on getting organized in the next few days. You might see me around getting the lay of the land or something and I'll probably be contacting you in a more official capacity soon.

I don't fucking know. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. Fucking Fury and his fucking ideas. Superpowered liaison-- as if that will make a damn difference.

Fuck my life.

I'm absolutely dreading looking forward to working with some of you. And, please, let me know if you need anything from S.H.I.E.L.D. Right. Okay. Awkward.

Drew out.


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And back to the States we go a scant month later. It's been... interesting, MI:13, I'll give you that. Take care of Carter, yeah? She's not half bad for a Yank.

[Private to LADY JACQUELINE]
It was interesting, yeah? Keep safe. And don't worry, you're secret's safe with me. Morse, too, if I had to guess.


[Private to BRADDOCK]
Well, it was... no hard feelings, yeah? Take care.


[Private to WISDOM]
You're still something, Wisdom, know that? But, really, congratulations on the engagement and whatnot. Good on you, mate. Still can't bloody believe it but whatever I hope I'll get an invite to the wedding-- or at least the bachelor party. (That's the real fun, right?)

And you best stop by next time you're Stateside. Don't think I don't know you've been visiting New York without a word. By my calculations, you still owe me at least one pint and I plan on collecting one of these days.


[Private to DANE]
Well, it was Fuck, this is awkward. I don't know how Sod it all to bloody hell.

I had... fun getting to know you. Wouldn't mind seeing you again if you're ever Stateside. (Promise not to throw you in the brig, honest, but handcuffs may be involved depending on the situation.)

Don't know how you feel about keeping in touch but My email's j.drew@shield.gov and my cell 718-xxx-xxxx. I don't have many friends and I'd like to Try not to be a stranger, yeah?

Fuck, still awkward I really did have fun, you know. And if I'm ever back on this side of the pond, I'm going to take you up on the offer to see your castle. I'm curious what it's like inside a habitable one.

Anyway... yeah. Does this seem awkward? I'm sorry if it does. I just thought-- I mean, we didn't get to say a proper good-bye, so... Right. Okay then. I'm going to go now before I've embarrassed myself beyond repair.

Take care, Dane. Don't let the bogeyman or whatever weird magic nonsense comes up next get you. Don't let any of those tarts from the pub we went to get you, either.

Yeah, definitely awkward. Brilliant, that.

"New orders from Fury. Apparently Thirteen's staying on as a more long-term liaison to MI:13 and I'm going to be staying with her for another week or two to help her get settled in. Don't know if Nineteen will be staying, too, or not...

"So, Wisdom and co-- you get to see my pretty face a little longer, you lucky devils.


[PRIVATE]
"Cryptic orders from Fury, what a shock. Important mission coming up but no details other than it's better if I stay in Britain until after the fact.

"Yeah, great, because I don't have a life.

"Oh, wait...

"And is it just me or is Carter being reassigned because of a particular affair more than anything else? But that could just be hearsay. (Maybe.)

"I sort of hope Morse does go back tomorrow. She's still being a bitchcake about what happened. I told her-- what else did she expect? I'm a woman of my word. Just because she didn't like that word... well, that's not my problem.

"No, my problem is Whitman. I've been counting down the days as a means to keep self-control but now... yeah. Dunno what to do about that. Damn him. The man is too effing pretty.

"Sigh. Guess I'll just have to suck it up. Lucky me.
[/PRIVATE]


"Drew out."



(OOC: quote marks are to indicate it's a voice post)