The Numberless Agent

Weasel finally made contact. He sent a list of weapons options and mentioned making custom items. I plan to email him again within the next week with what my "employer" would like.

Also, leftover birthday cake is in the breakroom. No, I won't tell you how old I am now. If you're clearance is high enough, read my file. Otherwise, don't ask.


[Private to FURY]
Do you have any preferences about what kind of weapons the list consists of? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Also, Worthington, Osborn and da Costa never saw me. Thanks for the charity auction assignment. Was loads of fun for the night before my birthday.

(Oh and thanks for the gift. It was surprisingly sweet. I may just forgive you for the above mentioned.)


[Private to 14]
I'm sending you his email address and forwarding you our exchange to see if you can get any traces off it. Please, please be careful, though-- I don't want to spook him. (I know you will be but I'm feeling a little paranoid. You understand, right?)


[Private to 19]
Are you around?

"Arrived safely in Wisconsin last night. Since the whole porn thing didn't happen (lucky for him), I'm searching out the infamous Weasel using some of our more old-fashioned methods.

"Personally, I'm hoping that means using my fists. I could use a good fight; it feels like it's been a while.

"I plan to trek out to where the auditions were meant to take place today. Will keep the agency appraised of any progress I make. Hopefully this time will be more successful than our last attempt at finding him.

"Drew out."


(OOC: quote marks are meant to represent a voice post)

SO APPARENTLY THE COMPUTER HACKER WEASEL SENT OUT THIS AD RECENTLY. BALLSY. STUPID BUT BALLSY.

FURY'S GOT PEOPLE BACKTRACING ITS ORIGIN RIGHT NOW. (19 APPARENTLY HE'S A KNOWN ASSOCIATE OF DEADPOOL.) AND ONCE THEY GET TO THE ORIGINAL EMAIL GUESS WHO GETS TO GO UNDERCOVER?

NOT. HAPPY.

I AM SO NOT HAPPY, I'M TYPING THIS MESSAGE WITH A STUPID BROKEN KEYBOARD THAT WILL NOT LET ME STOP WRITING IN CAPS. STUPID FUCKING MACHINE. NOT TO MENTION HOW MUCH I HATE TYPING IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE.

I GET IT, THOUGH. AN AGENT WITH POWERS SHOULD HAVE A BETTER SHOT OF GETTING OUT ALIVE IF COMPROMISED WHEN DEADPOOL OR ANY OF WEASEL'S SUPERPOWERED CLIENTS ARE PRESENT.

I DON'T LIKE IT BUT I GET IT.

I HEARD A RUMOR THAT HIS SIGNATURE WAS FOUND ON THE OVERRIDE HACK THAT LET MAGNETO TAKE OVER THE TELEVISION WAVES DURING THE EMMYS. GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE'S GETTING SPECIAL PRIORITY.

STUPID. I AM NOT TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF FOR A CAMERA, HEAR ME? IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! THAT'S JUST-- UGH!

DREW OUT.

P.S. THE CAPS KIND OF MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I'M ANGRY, DON'T THEY? I THINK I LIKE THAT.