The Numberless Agent

[Private to FURY]
I need some time off around the last week in April. Since it's for my birthday, I think it's fair... plus my not!boyfriend is coming for a visit, so I want to spend time with him... mostly in bed


[Private to AGENT 14]
I want to talk about the last update you sent me regarding Cap. Do you have time to meet me on Friday?


[Private to LIL]
I think we're due for some sparring in the gym. I hear there's a new crop of baby agents coming through soon, too. So. You know.

Seems the time is nigh. I'm off to Malibu to help 19 with her mission against Monica Rappacini and AIM.

[Private to FURY + CAP]
Unless there's some dire reason I'm needed here? Let me know ASAP, please, as I'm planning to be in California by tonight.
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[Private to NYC Avengers]
Be prepared to schedule those evaluations when I get back, please. Also, if anyone wants an idea of what to expect, you're welcome to observe me when I go.
[/End Private]

Fair warning: communications may be spotty and I'm not sure how long I'll be gone.

Take care all.

I'm on call to join Agent 19 and some of the WCA on a mission to recapture Monica Rappaccini, so I may pop out for a bit anytime now. I'll try to give notice if I can.

[Private to FURY]
Assuming there isn't any dire reason you need me here.
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[Private to NORTHSTAR]
Jean-Paul, I am in serious need of a new uniform. Do you think Janet would be willing to help me in that department?
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Cheers.

[Private to FURY]
I'm going to a wedding-- Wisdom's if you can believe it. The nuptial's are set for 15/05 and I'd like to show up a few days early if possible. (Y'know, pre-wedding shite and all that.)

Anyway, cashing in some PTO here. So unless the world's ending again, I'm not taking no for an answer. Peachy keen, yeah? Cheers.

Weasel finally made contact. He sent a list of weapons options and mentioned making custom items. I plan to email him again within the next week with what my "employer" would like.

Also, leftover birthday cake is in the breakroom. No, I won't tell you how old I am now. If you're clearance is high enough, read my file. Otherwise, don't ask.


[Private to FURY]
Do you have any preferences about what kind of weapons the list consists of? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Also, Worthington, Osborn and da Costa never saw me. Thanks for the charity auction assignment. Was loads of fun for the night before my birthday.

(Oh and thanks for the gift. It was surprisingly sweet. I may just forgive you for the above mentioned.)


[Private to 14]
I'm sending you his email address and forwarding you our exchange to see if you can get any traces off it. Please, please be careful, though-- I don't want to spook him. (I know you will be but I'm feeling a little paranoid. You understand, right?)


[Private to 19]
Are you around?

[West Coast Avengers]
I'm sure I've mentioned it before but, in case you've forgotten, if any of you moving out West need help doing so, S.H.I.E.L.D. will gladly assist in any way possible.


[Private to STARK]
Congratulations on a great party and the success of your announcement.


[Private to MORSE]
California? Really? Does this mean you're going to start cohabitating with your husband? Guess that means you're really not coming back now, huh?


[Private to FURY]
Now that the WCA is out in the open, can we talk about my liaison position? And how I don't want it, especially if I have to deal with both teams


[Private]
I really wish Dane could've come with me to the party...

"Fucking Magneto and his damn Brotherhood. I cannot believe those bastards broke into S.H.I.E.L.D. H-Q! Ugh!

"I meet that bloody mind witch again, I swear t'God she's getting a swift kick to the head. Stupid bitch.

"Fury, you do not pay me enough for this shite. I need a God damned drink."



OOC: quote marks are meant to represent voice post

Wow, okay, I really do not want to do this...

Hi. I'm Jessica Drew, and apparently Nineteen isn't the only one that pissed Fury off because I'm going to be your new temporary I really fucking hope S.H.I.E.L.D. liaison. I've met a few of you before, but I wanted to introduce myself all the same.

I've only just been assigned, so I'm going to work on getting organized in the next few days. You might see me around getting the lay of the land or something and I'll probably be contacting you in a more official capacity soon.

I don't fucking know. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. Fucking Fury and his fucking ideas. Superpowered liaison-- as if that will make a damn difference.

Fuck my life.

I'm absolutely dreading looking forward to working with some of you. And, please, let me know if you need anything from S.H.I.E.L.D. Right. Okay. Awkward.

Drew out.


(OOC: strikes were typed then deleted)

"New orders from Fury. Apparently Thirteen's staying on as a more long-term liaison to MI:13 and I'm going to be staying with her for another week or two to help her get settled in. Don't know if Nineteen will be staying, too, or not...

"So, Wisdom and co-- you get to see my pretty face a little longer, you lucky devils.


[PRIVATE]
"Cryptic orders from Fury, what a shock. Important mission coming up but no details other than it's better if I stay in Britain until after the fact.

"Yeah, great, because I don't have a life.

"Oh, wait...

"And is it just me or is Carter being reassigned because of a particular affair more than anything else? But that could just be hearsay. (Maybe.)

"I sort of hope Morse does go back tomorrow. She's still being a bitchcake about what happened. I told her-- what else did she expect? I'm a woman of my word. Just because she didn't like that word... well, that's not my problem.

"No, my problem is Whitman. I've been counting down the days as a means to keep self-control but now... yeah. Dunno what to do about that. Damn him. The man is too effing pretty.

"Sigh. Guess I'll just have to suck it up. Lucky me.
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"Drew out."



(OOC: quote marks are to indicate it's a voice post)

"Well, Van Dyne was found out. Don't know if that will make my job easier, harder or obsolete.

"If my Janet assignment does end, it may be time to retire Miri Johnson as Northstar has joined the Avengers. Aurora being linked to the team, like Quicksilver, makes her much easier to monitor. Not to mention that she lives with her brother-- we'll know if anything goes awry.

"By the way, thanks for that word a day calendar, Fury. Today's word was awry, in case you were wondering.

"Assignment status: Outlaw-- contact will soon be established to determine whether she is looking to stay short- or long-term. Sunspot-- Twitchy is working something up to have me in the temp pool at Da Costa Industries. Van Dyne-- current status unknown; should have update in next few days. A.I.M.-- still haven't had much progress with Project: Scorpion.

"Also, I have outlined a proposal for infiltrating the Hellfire Club. There is something going on there and no one seems to know what it is. I aim to change that. The only problem is finding a way in. Much as I loathe to admit it, this may be an assignment for someone else.

"It will all be discussed in my meeting with Fury next week. No sense in worrying about it now.

"Drew out."


(OOC: As always, Jess does her posts verbally, hence the quote marks.)